Dear Hardcore Gamers,
You know I love you guys. We have had more than our fair share of laughs at the expense of the hordes of Dark Elves and Space Marines who have stood between us and our goal. We've discussed at length the wonders of games like Shadow of the Colossus, Portal, and Civilization all the while wondering why more people; more non-gamers haven't given a care to play nor even heard of them. I've got a fair amount of respect for you, my brethren. But listen, there's something you need to know. You positively suck at watching television.
I'm not saying it to be cruel. Really I'm not. I just think that perhaps all that game playing has clouded your perspective of what other media do well. Let's take a recent example of gamer nerd rage against a popular television series: The Walking Dead. I'm not here to proclaim that this show is the greatest thing ever, but it's fairly obvious to any moderately intelligent consumer of TV what The Walking Dead is and what it isn't.
The Walking Dead is a character drama about a group of survivors during a zombie apocalypse. It's about how the people on the show react when everything they know and understand it taken away. Walking Dead is not actually about the zombies and it is most certainly not about how a group of people will devise some clever way to dispatch said zombies each and every episode. Even the graphic novel the show is based on focuses less on the zombies themselves and more on the seemingly directionless travels of the survivors. It's almost like the survivors are actually *GASP* the titular Walking Dead. Their life is over. They just don't seem to know it, yet.
It ain't rocket science people. So why is it we have continued criticism that the show isn't delivering the requisite number of zombie encounters per episode? Why do people scoff when the survivors don't act rationally and fail to execute a perfect set of plans? After all, if we encountered a zombie apocalypse, we'd totally have our shit together, right? Right?
I think what's going on here is a contingent of genre-loving nerds have forgotten that linear drama doesn't play out like a video game. In a game, players are expected to strategize and execute their plans perfectly in order to progress. If you fail, it's no big deal. You just start over. By the time you've gotten well into the game, you understand the rules and the gamespace so well that you can handle anything the game throws at you. And if the games hasn't prepared you for the challenge and you have to try to figure it out, it's called a bad game. When a TV show doesn't prepare the characters for the challenge and they have to try to figure it out, it's called drama.
So when gamers watch a show like Walking Dead, they are first looking for concrete examples of how the world works so that they may exploit what they know in order to win the scenario. Are the zombies slow? Can they use tools? Can they climb? Hey, they weren't fast last episode, but some of them are running in this one. THAT'S NOT FAIR! THIS SHOW SUCKS! Actually, it's completely fair. Yes, TV shows need a certain amount of internal logic to function, but only so much as needed for the characters to get on with what they are doing. Everything does not need to be spelled out for the viewers from the get go. In fact, doing this would be considered very bad television. The rules will be explained on a need to know basis.
Gamers also tend to dislike characters who don't behave how they would perceive themselves (as the hero of the story/game) as behaving in the same situation. When Rick's son is shot right in front of him, his reaction is entirely believable precisely because he did not act like a strong heroic type. He was scared and confused. He made bad choices. He abdicated his responsibility to the group. You could say that up to this point, season two has been about characters who are all about following rules (Rick was a sheriff before the ZA) are learning how to live in a world where the rules no longer apply. So when an episode or two go by with characters wrestling with these issues, that's not boring my friends, that's riveting television. That's good character drama. That's what TV is good at.
Games on the other hand, are horrible at character development, but decent at plot progression. It's no wonder gamers can't stomach all that "soap opera" stuff. They have grow accustomed to moving from set piece to set piece with the belief that all the character stuff in between is complete rubbish. Well, if they are talking about video games, I would be inclined to agree. Most characterization in games IS rubbish and you're probably better off skipping whatever the hell Solid Snake is pondering in Metal Gear Solid.
But television is different. It's those moments where characters wrestle with their reality that carry the real weight. Yeah, it's fun when the zombies arrive and rip someone apart. But can you imagine that happening every single episode? Can you imagine the survivors going from place to place, mowing down hundreds of undead while scarcely muttering more than a phrase or two? I can. It's called Left 4 Dead and it's an amazing video game. But it would make a horrible TV show.